Alien in a CoffeeHouse

History Channel Narrator: "Some scientists theorize certain extraterrestrial species take vacations from their jobs, just as humans do. Here is a rare photo of a typical Grey between abduction assignments. Many astronomers agree that this being is expressing bewilderment. Such terms as "venti" and "frapuccino" are unknown to it (the first Starbucks in the Zeta Reticuli region will not open for business until next month). Other scientists believe the alien is merely contemplative, wondering whether or not the karaoke machine is more sentient than the patrons around him..."