Yum, Dog Food!

Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Milton who always dreamed of becoming the world's best dog food tester. He trained every day for 83 hours in order to beat his rival, The Catty Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Milton came armed with a fork and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Milton emerged as the ravenous victor! His achievement is celebrated every Labor Day.